November 11, 2019

Thanks to HANK for the PANK. And the kind words...and Eric for his appreciated flattery!

It's MONDAY! Let's recalibrate MONDAYS as the day to GET OFF! Let me start you off right by starting your engine!

Then opening it up on a lone, empty country road! VVVVRRRRMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

November 8, 2019

Although men used to refer to women as birds...so maybe they are.

Thank you thank you thank you for your time and courtesy and respect!

You have mine!

November 7, 2019

New MDV post of some of my free time fun and forest awe.........thought I'd try some video/motif fusion

VIPs can watch the full "GETTIN OFF" in the usual spot! Y'know...the G-SPOT!

November 7, 2019

Candy couldn't taste this good...thanks so much sweeties!

Click here or below for the new reviews area

November 6, 2019

As always I never take people's encouragement glibly! Your kind words mean everything to me!

You can reach me today in NORTH YORK, tomorrow in SCARBOROUGH and then FRIDAY UPSCALE DOWNTOWN!

No one has taken my MAGIC BUTTON reference yet but damn are we ever having some boisterous jizzy-dizzy FUN!!!

The new reviews area has been launched and will lead you in turn to the previous and so on.

November 4, 2019

After years now of keeping it secret save for those who took the time to find out (all my VIPS) I figure it is time to simply march it out on parade for any and all CUMMERS and NEW-CUMMERS. I've posted it in my TURN-ON section but posting it here as so many never get around to finding out anything about me.

Use this as you choose to. Most men want and need to feel they are the center of sexual attention; however, if you're not that sort and it's important for you that I'm getting my magic mental BUTTON PUSHED....

Ask me more about it!

November 3, 2019

In an effort to lower my prices for my time even more than the 1/3 I already did starting this fall,

THIS IS HOW YOU CAN SAVE UP TO $70 more!

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BOOK/PREPAY THE MORNING BEFORE THE MORNING AFTER -- $50 DISCOUNT ($70 FOR NEW PLAYMATES)

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BOOK/PREPAY THE AFT/EVE BEFORE THE MORNING AFTER -- $40 DISCOUNT ($60 FOR NEW PLAYMATES)

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BOOK/PREPAY THE MORNING OF ARRIVAL (BEFORE 11:59AM) -- $35 DISCOUNT ($55 FOR NEW PLAYMATES)

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BOOK/PREPAY THE MORNING BEFORE AFTERNOON/EVEN ARRIVAL -- $20 DISCOUNT ($30 FOR NEW PLAYMATES)

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ANY/ALL PREPAYS 24 HOURS OR MORE FOR 2 HOURS OR MORE AUTOMATICALLY GETS $100 DISCOUNT

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ANY/ALL PREPAY PLAYMATES who do so 7 times in a row earn a BIRTHDAY HOUR redeemable on

the date listed on their driver's license as their birthdate.

November 3, 2019

In the words of Jackie Burkhart..."I am such a tramp..." In classic style it didn't take much to entice this maid to drop by at the end of her shift, still in uniform, for a 21-minute s-exploration of her erogenous zones. Specifically, on all fours and me at the end of the bed, I devoured her from behind. She was embarrassed as many are and left in a hurry but you can enjoy her insane throes of orgasm in VIP for at least 48 hours (Labeled MAID NOVEMBER2019). This makes the 9th hotel staff member I've seduced on my own. The others are still there stashed in the HOTEL ADVENTURES folder, subfolder STAFF. Enjoy!

November 1, 2019

Illness tends to sneak up on men because they don't always take signs of trouble seriously enough to go get themselves checked. It's that time of the year that I give my regards to those who've passed away this last year or simply dropped from sight due to illness. You will be missed. The rest of you...it's that time of the year to get checked -- especially your prostate. Any familiar playmate who shows up with a valid prostate assessment dated in NOVEMBER proving they went and were checked and cleared will get a FREE  HOUR. This is my way of encouraging you all to get checked! A clean bill of health is the best wealth of all!

October 31, 2019

Omg what wonderful things to say!

This is what makes what I do as adventurous FUN sooooooooooo worthwhile!

Gold star for you!

October 29, 2019

If you weren't always aware I've watched the original incarnation of this movie from the 80's some 100+ times; and it delights me every time. It never gets old. The cast is a big part of its charm as its era, veneer and, of course, the SOUNDTRACK which is fun and romantic. Going to play most or all of the entire album tomorrow on KFLYRADIO.NET having watched it again today and had a fab time doing so.

IS IT JUST ME OR WAS HEATHER THOMAS not one of the most delicious girls of the 80s?

Everytime I watch her I drooooooooooooooooooool droooooooooooooooool droooooooool!

OK OK OK and maybe I rub-n-cum more than a little!

Everything is all zipped up on the VIP contest now and the winner will be notified Nov. 1 Things are equally-zipped up for the next BRITNEY VIEWING PARTY so thanks for everyone's interest. I'm sorry I had to be brutal about whom to pass on with so many people itching to be part of the fun and meeting Brit herself but there will be future opportunities.

I'm going to be f...

October 29, 2019

Starting NOV 1st I'm resurrecting my VIRGINS VERY VELCOME policy. If you are under 25 and can prove it...and it's your first time (and I have to have a keen sense that you ARE ACTUALLY a virgin)...lemme know....

October 28, 2019

While I chef up a batch of my blue-ribbon BEEF BARLEY soup and DYNAMITE Chicken cacciatore (as is becoming a Monday mainstay, I'm looking for a few good men and women to cum cream and honey my tea and booking for TOMORROW AIRPORT! What happens too often is people don't notice or book until the last minute and by then I'm headed home...don't delay sweeties! My hips are churning, my lips are burning and the earth is turning...time belongs to you...claim an hour of pleasure for yourself -- no one else is going to do it for you!

THANKS to all you yummy beef barley boys who gimme da goo then gimme the great reviews! 

October 28, 2019

As many know, I'm a TEA aficianado with dozens of amazing blends from around the world, 5 complete sets with every tea-related accessory you can imagine so getting this GORGEOUS new set has me psyched. Those of you who sent me BIRTHDAY GIFTS are all going to receive your next hour ABSOLUTELY FREE as respect given is respect returned. CUM gimme cream for my tea and I'll give you some of my honey and we can play some sex-tennis...LOV, baby? THE CROWN is that which I mentioned in a previous post...it's not a shoddy piece of tin...it's quite beautiful itself! BE KING OF WHATEVER JUNGLE OR DOMINION you choose. Today in DURHAM and TOMORROW at the AIRPORT! Book quickly!

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