I'm maintaining more than a dozen Scrabble games of which I'm winning all of them by quite a margin (all the higher scores in the “vs” are mine). I'll upload some video to the MDV this weekend demonstrating how I got 23 "BINGOS" already with only 12 games (that's when you use all 7 tiles)...104 points for "deglaze" (with double word score, the "Z" on the double letter score and the BINGO bonus.
Not only has she taught me everything I know about blowjobs, Britney gives me tips on baking too 🥰 It’s really not my forté. So here’s a joke instead 😋
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
"I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?"
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he's dead."
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"