As I do this not for money but fun and

consider myself a person of class and kindness,

now that men have refused to cover room costs

and foregone other gentlemanly flourishes,

I consider it incumbent that my playmates have some

class and bring some flowers, FIJI, maybe some fresh fruit

or something else to demonstrate they have some grace

and distinction and consider our time sweet and meaningful.

If this offends you then we likely won't have a very

positive experience together.

Small additional tokens like gift cards for UBER, ITUNES

HAND & STONE are appreciated and go a long way

to extending your next visit's time and getting

a much better version of me while we play!