GROPE ME! — A Random Whim

I’ve talked about this on the site and twitter and with playmates privately but it’s time I made a public declaration about this!

Men see women on the street and have impulses to grab them grope them kiss them etc

I’m officially inviting any and all that IF YOU SEE ME SOMEWHERE don’t be a chickenshit — for gods sake have some damn moxy and do it! Even if I’m with friends or another male — FOR GODS SAKE! Start making out with me! Don’t say anything, don’t be a coward! For gods sake grab me grope me start making out with me! You honestly do NOT HAVE TO BE WORRIED about me flipping out on you. SERIOUSLY!

It bothers me to no end that no one has ever done this to me! ARG! It’s seriously in my TOP 3 fantasies! My wife and husband would think it was awesome and it would really make my day!

Im assuming I won’t react badly if caught off guard but if I slightly hesitate ignore it — it might take my reflex to melt into the event. But for gods sake someone have some damn guts!

DONT BE A COWARD! Have a backbone! Just walk right up to me and let’s make out! I mean obviously you have to follow the laws and not start doing things you only do in private but everything else ———KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!

If you’re in a position to do so on the train or uber or some other discrete circumstance you can be more aggressive. Be shrewd.

But I absolutely HAVE TO FULFIL THIS FANTASY THIS YEAR! For gods sake someone have some damn machismo! You dont have to know me already.

JUST GO FOR IT!