HALLOWEENIE!!

Ok so I’m a dork for Halloween! Not the least bit embarrassed by it! Canada has systematically killed holidays esp this one! With barely anyone participating (lazy ass loser parents who’ve lost touch with how important it was to them 30 years ago!) I carry their responsibility by having gift bags full of chocolate bars licorice, toys, glow sticks and LED-lit balloons with the house decked out outside, creepy audio blaring and 2 dozen pumpkins assortedly decorated! And of course I dress up for answering the door with a doorbell that opens like a big cyclopian eye when it’s rung!