Not only has she taught me everything I know about blowjobs, Britney gives me tips on baking too 🥰 It’s really not my forté. So here’s a joke instead 😋
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
"I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?"
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he's dead."
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"