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OMG I DID MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR!

OMG!! MY NEIGHBOR DIRECTLY across from me was finally moving away so I popped across the street real quick just before he drove away and propositioned him straight out! Turns out he's been lusting me for years and OMG HE WAS IN HEAVEN! OMG OMG THE THINGS WE DID! it was frigging awesome! VIDEO now available in the usual ADVENTURES area!