- F.U.C.K.ME
THE OASIS EXPERIENCE
For the first time in 3 years I am FINALLY opening the long-shut doors of THE OASIS EXPERIENCE for new parched and weary travelers.
For those who have already found its cool waters and shade from an exhausting world rejuvenating, it has been a true haven.
Here's a robe and slippers, massage, soothing music...let me cook for you...dine together in a space designed for just the two of us...
let's dance slow amid the candles...let's watch your favorite movie...swing in the backyard cabana while the rain pitter-patters above us...safe...relaxed...
Let's roll around amid the rose-petals and make our moment together the nexus of all time and space!
And BTW I make the world's most amazing Cacciatore and grill a perfect pink porterhouse in a jiffy!
COME EXPLORE THE OASIS EXPERIENCE!