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BRITNEYS BEST AIRPLANE JOKE

Inspired by my juicy, loose-me, goose-me stay at YYZ I thought I'd toss out BRITNEY's fav airplane joke. As most of you know, despite having her own jet (which I'm typically taking to-and-fro here-n-there) she's never been great with flying. Sexy shenanigans on the flights usually help keep us moaning with pleasure rather than groaning with anxiety. A great joke never hurts. Being a Louisiana Belle she's partial to this one...

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A girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Louisiana, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Louisiana sat quietly for a few moments and then replied with a sweet smile and her fabulous sticky-sweet drawl : "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

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