Lemme Be Your HO! HO! HO!
I WANT YOU TO HAVE A MERRY XXXMAS!
Besides my 33% reduction in prices this last year and the contest in which you could win an entire years worth of free fun, I'm also inviting you to enjoy a SPECIAL $50 XXXMAS REDUCTION for 2 days only.
Let's melt some DECEMBER ice and snow and light a fire in your holiday heart!
TWO DAYS ONLY! DEC 4th-5th (PREPAY ONLY)